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Bangkok Logic

The things that look arbitrary until you see the rule underneath.

18 Why Thai addresses make no sense (and why they actually do) Soi 20 can be a mile from Soi 21. House 150/1 sits next to 89. Thai addresses aren't a map — they're a chronology, which explains everything. 21 Almost all of it is forgiven Every guide tells foreigners what Thais find rude, and almost all of it is forgiven. What registers is what nobody corrects, and we get some of it wrong too. 27 Why no shadow may fall on a spirit house Thai spirit houses follow strict placement rules — specific directions, a minimum height, and no shadow from any building or tree. In a city of towers, that last rule explains everything. 30 Thirteen digits: what a Thai ID number actually tells you Every digit of a Thai ID number means something — including whether your parents registered your birth on time. It's on your card for life. 44 Your nickname is older than your name Thai nicknames are what's left of the naming system Thailand had before 1913, which is why Kanchana is called Kai. 63 The hole in the ice The ice with a hole through it is the drinking ice. Thailand manufactures it at ฿0.80 a kilo in factories producing 670 tonnes a day, and delivers it daily to everywhere. 68 No word for please Thai has no everyday word for "please". Politeness lives in pronouns and final particles, which is why Thai courtesy can sound blunt in English. 71 Nobody else is called this Thai law requires every surname to be unique to one family. If you meet someone with your surname, you're related. That single rule explains more than it looks like. 75 The last fifty metres Bangkok's water authority says its tap water meets WHO drinking standards. It does, at the plant. What happens after that is why the whole country buys water. 95 Six gongs in the evening Thailand's six-hour time system uses different hour words for day and night: โมง for gongs, ทุ่ม for drums and ตี for striking. 99 The bottle stays Why keep the bottle and bag the drink? Returnable glass, takeaway convenience and what Thailand's plastic-bag campaign figures actually measure.